New Bible?

Maybe we could turn the Word of God into a flyer by taking out anything that offended anyone. We would have to change the name though, the name Bible offends Muslims and atheists alike. Maybe we could drop the B and apple could create the I-ble! I am so glad God in his infinite genius solved the controversial gender issue: In Christ, there is neither Male nor Female… But I am sure, sooner or later they will remove God from the bible, as many have from the pulpit

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  1. Larry Davidson

    I like that Michael, very clever.

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